PROBLEM 0011: Jackson Pollock At The Garage Sale

In which the author finds a Jackson Pollock at a garage sale. Wherein are found the author’s impressions of the dusty, inexpensive Pollock. Where a narrative is accidentally dripped all over an abstract work. And where real, honest-to-goodness information doesn’t do us any good at all.

PROBLEM 0002: Feeling About Art vs Thinking About Art

In which the author thinks about Feeling vs Thinking, then feels about Thinking vs Feeling. In which Feelings come under attack. In which turnabout is fair play and Thinking feels the pressure. Wherein the human tearfully makes a case for itself. And where feeling says to thinking, “Quit whining, the sun is coming out.” Also, gender.