Sunday, May 26, 2013

05 EIGHT THINGS THAT ARE ART:
As Seen on This Blog


04 LOVE/HATE:
On the Necessity of Hate


SYNOPSIS. In which passion starts to get boring. On the loveliness of hate. On the value of said hatred. Where the author name-drops Virginia Woolf, James Joyce, and Marina Abramović for Google’s sake. In which the typical cries for integrity, honesty, etc threaten to drown out the hatred in the previous 350 words.
Saturday, May 25, 2013

03 CHRIS GUILLEBEAU:
Credit Where Credit is Due


SYNOPSIS. In which the freelance life is extolled and dispensed with like an old bag. In which the nature of freedom is turned onto its head. In which the author frankly admits that a man younger than him inspired him. In which that man is revealed to be Chris Guillebeau. Where the meaning of “love thy neighborh” is expanded upon to include narcissism. In which the author mentions that he isn’t using How To Like Art as a means of selling his books, which is a lie, because you will soon be able to buy them from that link up there.

02 THE QUEST:
50 Museums in 50 States


SYNOPSIS. In which the author considers the nature of a quest that is too large from some, yet too small for others. In which a wife offers her skepticism. A home base is discussed, also prone to matters of scale. Where a foreshadowing of hatred is revealed.

01 MY PURPOSE:
To Learn How to Like Art


SYNOPSIS. In which the author loses his faith in art and decides this is a good thing, even though it doesn’t feel like a good thing. In which the author makes a snide remark about Caravaggio and charity workers and young adult fiction. In which doubt is called a jerk and F. R. Leavis rescues him from such name-calling. Where Hope is also called a jerk. Where the purpose of this website is explained in simple English by the jerk. Where a goal is set down and a quest developed. Where museums become the playthings of the mind. Also, an invitation is offered to you.